Un pic de ras sanatos

Dupa gama de reclame la creditele si serviciile BCR care iti satisfac toate nevoile a aparut si o parodie supertare facuta de trupa de stand-up comedy din Club A:

Nu puteau mai bine sa trimita gagica din revista :P ?

Si continuam cu o melodie mai misogina care mi-a trimis-o o fata pe mess, intregistrare de pe KissFM. Enjoy: (more…)

Robert De Niro in Romania pentru un credit doar cu buletinul

Recent am primit o stire supertare pe mail de la cineva. Inventivitatea si umorul romanilor mi se pare fara limite. Uite despre ce e vorba:

Actorului Robert de Niro nu ii merge prea bine. El a ajuns in Romania, si-a obtinut cetatenia si acum sta la Iasi unde isi face credite la banci ca sa isi cumpere electronice. Nu stim ce face cu electronicele, caci, daca ne uitam in cartea de identitate, legendarul actor locuieste acum intr-un cimitir (Eternitatea nr. 1, parcela 3). (more…)

Inca nu ma pot opri din ras

Nu stiu cine a scris, unde a scris, l-am gasit pe mail caci a meritat trimis si initial parca e luat de pe un form, dar acest text este absolut demential… Nu sunt genul care rade cu voce tare, dar dupa ce am citit asta mi-am dat seama ca se uita tot toata lumea la mine ca la felul paişpe…
Stiu ca e lung, dar credeti-ma ca merita sa pierdeti cateva minute pentru a-l citi.
Reproduc integral si nealterat tot textul (cu cateva indentari si paragrafe): (more…)

Women Are (Critical) Bitches (c)

The title is a quote by Ana, an ex-colleague from the university and friend. I just gave her the credit for it, although its quite a well known fact and added the parenthesis >:) . And not only that they’re critical in general, many of them have low self esteem because of their over-criticality with themselves.

Why do you think they always ask us “How does this look on me?” or the classical one, gaining weight. And you’d better get the answer she was expecting or expect a useless, neverending quarrel as a next thing. Not to mention them comming back from a haircut and expecting us to be like “wow” on a minor change like cutting their hair tips (as a note for all you girls, cutting the tips of your hair just leaves other tips and the length of the hair is, with less then 1 cm, smaller. How the hell on earth do you want us to notice that, should we carry a ruler with us?). (more…)

Has Social Networking redefined the personal webpage?

First of all, the funny! I love those pussies (yeah, also those kind too :P ). I also own a cat and i think it’s great to have a loving pet giving you a warm welcome at home and putting a smile on your face when you’re sad.Kitty emoticons

Now as i was thinking of these cats i remebered a saying from long ago, said in a denigrating tone when stumbling across a personal website of some teenager: “Aaah.., come on, not another personal webpage with his cats and dogs.” (sounds better in Romanian ;) ). Well that time has long past, in the meantime some companies have tried to make easy web page builders (which was a good thing, they were the start for our current WYSIWYG Editors such as Dreamveawer and Frontpage). Oh and for those who don’t know WYSIWYG stands for “What You See Is What You Get”. Frontpage is kinda gone, now it’s part of Expression Web (more…)